Words Of Wisdom

Subject: Words Of Wisdom Fri May 23, 2008 11:11 am

Words of Wisdom

1. The best way to get even is to forget...

2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...

5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth...

6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!...

7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...

8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways...

9. Words are windows to the heart; eyes are windows to the soul...

10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery...

11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt....

12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person...

13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground...

14. Too many people offer prayers to God with claw marks all over them....

15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it...

16.To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you...

17.You have to wonder about some humans-they think God is dead and Elvis lives

18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you finish...

19.You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

20. If you think the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher...

21. You are richer today if you have laughed, loved, given or forgiven...

FINALLY....Never let your dog guard your lunch...... lol!

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